Things I Learned Today

1) Never pick up a cat if a: you're female, and b: you're naked. Claws are sharp and nipples are SENSITIVE.

2) I don't actually LIKE steak.

Hello, world

I wanted something clever to say on my very first blog post. Something amusing, witty, intelligent. A few words to sum up my life in a fun and funky way. I've not managed it.

So here I am. Welcome to me.